Unnamed Wife: "All these straws in the pantry are from McDonalds." Unnamed Wife pulls out a McDonalds meal bag FULL of individually wrapped straws.
Hope: "Yeah, I figured." I laugh.
Unnamed Wife: "Can you believe [Unnamed Husband] took them all from McDonalds?!"
Unnamed Husband: "Hey! I bought a sausage muffin!"
Unnamed Wife: "So what! This is stealing..."
Unnamed Husband: "What? Come on... I bought a sausage muffin. AND a water!"