I'm sorry... I know this is a dumb joke--even though I boldly laughed out loud. But seriously...I bet we've all been this Blonde at one point in time ...or maybe more often than we want to admit.
A blonde was driving down the street, in a panic because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking space.
Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Oh Lord, please take pity on me. If you find me a parking space, I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila."
Miraculously, an empty spot appeared. She looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."